Eric Pickles took the road to Dorset. He had been sent to persecute the Tories for the Communists. On the road he was struck down by an almighty holy vision. It called him a twat amongst other things then disappeared. From that day forth Eric Pickles changed his way of life and joined those he had once persecuted. And that's how Saint Eric Pickles joined the Conservative Party.
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This is all very well and good but have you considered human nature? I THINK NOT!
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