The second coming of Old Labour is upon us. It was foretold that the chosen one would return. JC is here to once again cast the Blairites out of the sacred House of Commons and to save mankind from the anti-Corbyn known as Liz Kendall who means to plunge the world into darkness. He seeks to smite the surprisingly nice eye-lashed Andy Burnham who clearly bares the number of the beast "1997 were good weren't it?".
Judgement Day is upon us (in a couple of months and then a few years after that).
