Is a new Global economic crisis on the way? How did it happen?

 The gradual slowing of the Chinese economy has now hit a potentially catastrophic pace. The last apparently stable bastion of capitalism has now followed the west into the post 2008 financial world. How has this happened? Could this crisis have been avoided? Radical Splurge investigates.

 The capitalist economy has always been immensely complicated and can often be too abstract a concept to grasp due to phenomena such as fictitious capital. In order to explain an economy which moves so quickly that most ownership of stocks lasts a mere 22 seconds before being sold again at the will of computer calculations, Radical Splurge contacted the respected economist Merl Banks. His explanation was as follows.

Merl Banks the economist pictured

"The economy is like the great dragon. The dragon is everything. You anger the dragon or harm one part of it and you harm the whole. We have angered the dragon, he was displeased by our offerings. We no longer have true readers of the economy, true saviours who can tame the dragon and use it for good or evil. You must place your head on the ground and hear the hum, the spinning chaos of the economy and clutch at its essence, its being. Your soul must be one with the economy, we must return to the old ways before the days of men.

Only one such man could take this status in recent years and his powers have waned like the waxing moon. He knew it was the economy stupid! Like me he could feel it pulsing, always gnawing away, its maddening screams of pain when FTSE was injured it coursed through his mind and nerves like a lightening striking a crab. Your mortal world is over, I must leave mankind to its own fate, I have done all I can."

 Merl Banks does have a point but he does seem to be rather alarmist. The economic crash is quite simple, the QRT rates fell after an in-fluctuation in global PIF prices made a large increase. This was in part due to Deng Xiaoping's economic reforms but in another part due to the market value shares after the PQE declared the IDW only had a two star rating and further more, ThE DragoOn has awAKeN.

We are but dust to him. He is everything, I can feel my him in my bones and his terrible screams shatter my very soul. The economy is injured and angered, we must fear him. The world of men is done, all is lost now. The mighty dragon is unleashed.