Non-political Nazi Violence

Hillary 2016

The Chuckle Brothers: first as tragedy, then as farce.

It is with a heavy heart that Radical Splurge reports the alleged fascism of the Chuckle Brothers through their links to Britain First. The support of the renowned CBBC slapstick duo will certainly give Britain First a level of credibility that they could only have dreamed of previously.
Once again less than a century after the rise of Nazism in the 1930s Social Democracy is sliding into the racist darkness that engulfed the world in flames. Once again this movement towards hate will be helmed by moustached men.

"History repeats ... first as tragedy, then as farce" Karl Marx
Who would have thought that this farce would come in the form of the Chuckle Brothers?

Trump on Trump Action

Donald Trump has long been known to the world as a more offensive Alan Sugar with his brutish if not financially sound approach to the business world. Now he is a front running Republican candidate for the US Presidency but what drives him? What don't we know about him?

Clearly Trump's drive is not financial given that his dabbling in capitalism has led to a net lose, what truly drives him is a very advanced form of narcissism. Trump can often be found leering at his daughter or screaming in his hallway with his genitals between his legs shouting "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me". After screaming for a few hours he will normally cry in his room and gorge on Cadbury Creme Eggs until he vomits while boasting that he is rich enough to eat the festive treat out of its seasonal context. When challenged for eating the mysterious chocolate cased gooe outside of the Easter period he simply mutters "I am he, I am his true son".

On occasions when Trump isn't eating Creme Eggs he is making racist statements or preparing his hair. For the past few decades Trump has in fact been totally bald and spends a great deal of time preparing his wig. What is not known is that Trump's hair is made of human hair, not only is it human hair but it is hair with a very close DNA match which is why it looks so natural. Trump's narcissism can be fully explained by the source of his hair, the pubic triangle of his daughter. In truth Trump's drive is purely based on a perverse self-love, his unquestionable and publicly stated lust for Ivanka Trump is merely an expression of his Trumpcentric view of the Universe.

Whether or not Donald Trump wins the US election in 2016 we can all be sure that his mirror will be covered in jizz. In these troubled times it is almost comforting to know that Trump's election challenge can not shatter that constant.

Hilary Benn and the Syria Vote

#AllLivesMatter

The Ruling Class: #PigGate

They laughed and cried,

but something died,

the day the rulers showed their faces.

The people sighed a mighty huff,

their jeers and sneers ran hollow.

Deep down they knew that nothing was new,

They know their rulers well.

But now they simply couldn't hide the fact they lived in Hell.

The sinister band of leaches, parasites and monsters,

we always knew what they were but let them hide out of sight like a horrific shadow of the mind.

Now we know the truth,

Lucifer's children rule,

Bathed in the blood of innocents they follow their black mass.

A baptism of perversion seals their souls,

A hedonistic orgy of spitting and defiling God's good order.

With privileged glee they drank to the Devil's health,

Lying on shattered stained glass they lay in savage orgasmic bliss thinking about their wealth.

The diabolical ceremony of Beelzebub continued,

With every thrust into the creature’s corpse they silenced nature's squeals.

With that a new demonic tool for Satan was born,

A leader of the cult of Lucifer stepped forth.

He became a vessel for evil,

the defiled beast of parted hoof lay as a used vessel for his seed.

The people could not truly laugh at this horrific act for they shared their part,

Freed from sin and saved they took Satan's violator to heart.

Christ wept at his final defeat, the evils lords had won.

People of England your new Jerusalem fell,

Now witness your masters create a land of swine scented Hell.