George Galloway's Ballad

 A vERse by GeoRge GallOwaY

My name is Galloway

And I'm here to stay

I'm a peanut politician,

I taste great, just give me a good lickin'.

I've been mates with Saddam,

Killed a giant space Blair. Wham!

I'm a bad motherfucker with a tankie grin,

But you knew that when you opened the cat food tin.

My name is Galloway. Motherfucking Galloway.

I'm here to make the US pay.

I have the power, I'm the King of Spain

If you cross me I'll throw you out of Gaddafi's private plane.

Respect.

I'll stop it there, I think we've heard from enough women err... I mean Galloways today.